Huawei will sell you Amy Wong's wristband thingy

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 02/23/2014 at 14:46 • Filed to: None

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...almost 1000 years earlier.

Will probably have crappy built quality, but it's a start.

HammerheadFistpunch > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/23/2014 at 14:49

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I love when companies throw these ratings around. ip57 literally means it wont break it if you splash it and that it can handle dust to the extend that a house is dusty...and that's about it, but IP57 sure sounds impressive, right?

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/23/2014 at 14:54

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Good, but not as good as the proposed iOS 7 watch concept:

Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/23/2014 at 14:58

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I'll hold out for Leela's hand computer.

KirkyV > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/23/2014 at 15:00

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If it works with my phone, I'll at least consider getting one. They look pretty cool, and I've been wanting to get in on this whole 'smartwatch' thing. I don't give a monkey's about the fitness tracking, though.

Now, does it come in red?

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > HammerheadFistpunch 02/23/2014 at 15:05

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Well, a lot of people don't know this standards, so corporations get away with it, I guess.

flat6 > Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise 02/23/2014 at 15:06

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I'll hold out for a Party Board.

spaced99 > HammerheadFistpunch 02/23/2014 at 15:24

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Actually it offers a bit more protection than just a splash of water:

Ingress Protection:

5 — Protected against dust limited ingress (no harmful deposit).

7 — Protected against the effect of immersion between 15 cm and 1 m."

erikgrad > HammerheadFistpunch 02/23/2014 at 15:33

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IP57 means it should be able to be dropped into water less than a meter deep. I sure wouldn't trust that, though...

Jayhawk Jake > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/23/2014 at 16:14

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How in the hell am I supposed to read that?

Hold my wrist up to my face vertically?

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Jayhawk Jake 02/23/2014 at 16:47

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Cut your hand and have all the visibility you want.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > KirkyV 02/23/2014 at 16:52

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Why red?

KirkyV > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/23/2014 at 17:01

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Two reasons:

1. Red is best. Always.

2. Consistency:

UnitedShoes > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/23/2014 at 19:31

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Pfft. Let me know when I can get the most important Futurama invention: